What If Rajnikanth Was A Programmer?






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India’s enigma Thalaiva-RajniKanth has turned 64. But what would have happened if Rajnikanth, instead of getting into movies, would have gone all crazy about coding and had become a programmer instead.

  1. Rajnikanth commits code even before it is written
  2. Rajnikanth converts bugs to features just by staring at them
  3. Rajnikanth has optimal solutions for NP-hard problems
  4. Rajnikanth can create objects without a class
  5. Rajnikanth writes Python code without indentation
  6. Rajnikanth writes full web applications in assembly language, because he can.
  7. Rajnikanth once answered some programming questions on the web. It is today known as StackExchange
  8. A single search from Rajnikanth can DDOS Google (Because nan oru thadava sonna, adhu nooru thadava sonna madiri)
  9. Compilers don’t warn Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth warns compilers.
  10. Rajinikanth’s keyboard has only two keys: 1 and 0.
  11. All pointers point to Rajinikanth.
  12. Rajnikanth’s code’s documentation is embedded in his epic fight scenes.
  13. And finally, if Rajnikanth was a coder, programmers wouldn’t need to exist.
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